Apostas.

"I'm fucked. She is fucked. We did it, we climbed the mountain of pure fuckness and no one cared. It all started as a stupid conversation between two not so bright friends is supposed to.
From the moment you mixed a stubborn person like me and a slightly mad person like her, you had a bad bad idea.
I'm known like suffering from insanity. But I won't regret things. That's a waste of time!
People don't know me because I have a huge heart and noble feelings, they know me cause I'm generally mad, strong minded and very unpredictable. This doesn't mean they don't like me, it means they fear me overall and fear is good. Respect is nice and much appreciated most of the times.

That day we came up with the idea of destroying someone's life. It wasn't intentional but it sounded like serious fun...
- Are you sure you are not drunk?
- The man married a toy!
- But... a toy or not, it's his wife!
- Dudette, I'm sure that If you gave him the opportunity of having another one he would change it just like that! And oki! I agree she is not a toy, but most surely a bread! One of those clearly meant to high preasured blood dudes. No salt there! Japan does have salt right?
- Of course it has! So... you are saying that If we sent there a much younger woman he could probably cheat on her...
- Well...yeah! Why wouldn't he? If a man doesn't cheat having this conditions then it's official! Either gay or stupid!
- He could be just faithful..
- Would you be faithful to a piece of bread?
- Why do you call her "bread"?? WHY?
- Fine! I call her "cracker" but it's almost the same...
- (.........) And who would you send there?
- Someone like you would be perfect. Young (or younger), interesting and foreigner (so that you could run away). And don't try to fool me dudette! I know you better than that... you would love it!
We will be saving him from the boredom of life. You would be happy, he would be happy too (eventually) and I would prove my bloody theory! How great is this? Besides it would be an adventure...

She said yes as I knew she would... typical!