segunda-feira, 31 de maio de 2010

Vogue...

"Greta Garbo, and Monroe
Dietrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine
Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rogers, dance on air
They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you
Ladies with an attitude
Fella's that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue..."

Gene Kelly...



You have got to love it, you have got to admire it, you have got to want it.
Gene Kelly knew it. That's why he was great and most are not...

P'H~u~N!

Parecia mentira! De repente estava tudo mudado... A já não se dava tanto com B. E C (eu mesmo) boiava calmamente tentado perceber o que tinha acontecido e ignorando os factos. Agora já sei e agradeço o facto de me ter sido confiada a versão oficial.
D tocou para ela com a ajuda de E. Perfeito perfeito... :D
*inveja porque ninguém toca para mim!*

F e G continuam bem contentes. F treina diariamente as suas técnicas de engate e G observa para garantir que estão a ser bem feitas.

H e I também continuam bem. H tinha esticado o cabelo e I tinha um polo as risquinhas. Tipico...

E depois começou a Macarena e tinhamos mesmo de dançar. Aquela música velha como o Raio (e da nossa mocidade... - ATAFA!) que pôs todos os presentes a dançar ao mesmo tempo :D

Enfim.... serious P'H~u~N!

quarta-feira, 12 de maio de 2010

Apostas.

"I'm fucked. She is fucked. We did it, we climbed the mountain of pure fuckness and no one cared. It all started as a stupid conversation between two not so bright friends is supposed to.
From the moment you mixed a stubborn person like me and a slightly mad person like her, you had a bad bad idea.
I'm known like suffering from insanity. But I won't regret things. That's a waste of time!
People don't know me because I have a huge heart and noble feelings, they know me cause I'm generally mad, strong minded and very unpredictable. This doesn't mean they don't like me, it means they fear me overall and fear is good. Respect is nice and much appreciated most of the times.

That day we came up with the idea of destroying someone's life. It wasn't intentional but it sounded like serious fun...
- Are you sure you are not drunk?
- The man married a toy!
- But... a toy or not, it's his wife!
- Dudette, I'm sure that If you gave him the opportunity of having another one he would change it just like that! And oki! I agree she is not a toy, but most surely a bread! One of those clearly meant to high preasured blood dudes. No salt there! Japan does have salt right?
- Of course it has! So... you are saying that If we sent there a much younger woman he could probably cheat on her...
- Well...yeah! Why wouldn't he? If a man doesn't cheat having this conditions then it's official! Either gay or stupid!
- He could be just faithful..
- Would you be faithful to a piece of bread?
- Why do you call her "bread"?? WHY?
- Fine! I call her "cracker" but it's almost the same...
- (.........) And who would you send there?
- Someone like you would be perfect. Young (or younger), interesting and foreigner (so that you could run away). And don't try to fool me dudette! I know you better than that... you would love it!
We will be saving him from the boredom of life. You would be happy, he would be happy too (eventually) and I would prove my bloody theory! How great is this? Besides it would be an adventure...

She said yes as I knew she would... typical!

sábado, 1 de maio de 2010

Some news would be much appreciated...

I'm giving the example here... I had two exams and one oral presentation and they all went just fine. I'm confident that I will have a good grade. I talked to my dad *finally* about going to Barcelona to see VAMPS. He asked me If they were going to play in Japan and If yes when cause we could very well go there instead. THIS YEAR! We might also move from my house to another... My friends are all fine and cute with me. They smile and don't act strange. I went waxing ( and you know how I like it) and now this good weather is reachable. Beach BEACH BEACH!

Just one thing is keeping me from saying out loud: MY LIFE IS PERFECT! and that's the strange necessity I have of hearing from you. Of knowing how are you, your life, your grades, your friends and your waxed legs.

I need some news and I need them fast. Give them. Report. Comment here. Bitch formspring. PM me on JPP If you want something more private. But DO IT! Pleaseeeeee....