INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE : THE BANANA SPACE EFFECT

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE: A BANANA SPACE PROFILE
Good evening. You, not underestimated reader, are welcome to this space, which will show you other vision of this world. Tonight, we are very pleased to have in our chamber - where there is no light- a very sensitive, flavoured, tasty, yellowish, Portuguese, enjoyable, tanned, impatient, happy, lusty, and strong minded and so on... space banana girl! A banana in extremis scentia!!!
Before questioning this bizarre being of outer space’s edge, I want to dedicate the following gulp of wine and harpsichord notes to you, dear curve-lined girl. Tell us how the first day was on earth! Where did you arrive, how? Did an hyper gravity effect bring you here?

1 – If you are a banana girl, why don’t you get rotten in a month period?
I don’t and I won’t simply because like every living being, I just get rotten when I die. I’m alive yet and I will still be tomorrow, and in the next day... Probably in 80 years I will get rotten but not for now, not for now!

2 – If you are a banana girl, why didn’t you explode when you crashed the soil?
It’s called “helmet”. Now, seriously...I didn’t explode because I didn’t crash the soil. My land was smooth...

3 – Did someone wanted to peel you, during the space trip?
Well...peel me might be difficult and a lot of people wouldn’t even dare try but over all yeah, a lot of people wanted/want to peel me. The only answer I have to give is: You touch, you die.

4 – Were you one of those elements in the catering during the flight? –The banana split dish misses you, really, is well served cold.
I paid the ticket like everyone else. They wouldn’t cook me! After all... the client is always right!

5 - May I bring my monkey Louis to this murky room and share this “space” with me? –cough, he is hungry-!
As long as your monkey Louis is in a cage I don’t see the problem.

6 – How does a space banana girl survive into this Earth, filled with pretty awesome banana kinds, like South American ones, especially from Panama, Colombia and Brazil?
Hmmm. Those bananas are great but can they dance? Can they study and talk? Every banana is unique! You won’t find 2 bananas with the same aspect. From all the bananas, I’m the best! As simple as that. :D

7 – What is the difference between a space banana and Chiquita Banana brand? - just in case of comparison-
A space banana come from space and moves, talks, eats like any human. A Chiquita is eaten once and that’s the end of it. Also... If you talk to her you will be seen as an idiot. If you talk to me you will be seen as intelligent.

8 - According to the measurements of Darwin theories, mere fact of imaginary catalogue of nature, tell us your real name in ancient definitions, vulgaris definitae dell arte in situ est de gymnoroot of your familiar kind.
Bananus uniquos.

9 – Talking about music, which banal or Baccus song could define you well? Which is that song make you get naked from all that cover of bitter fibbers and tissues and drive you crazy until get you a milk shake banana?
My favourite song ever is “Bittersweet Symphony” by The Verve. Also, “Thriller” by Michael Jackson and “Seven Days in Sunny June” by Jamiroquai. If you are looking for the one song that makes me dance like mad that will be “Seventh Heaven” by L’Arc~en~Ciel .

Caroli Mukimpo Space Banana, thank you for accepting this amusing time with your sweet and sticky banana taste answers, I look up your genre and thanks, split well.... excuse me! –cough- , sleep well, have nice dreams, dream of milk... excuse me!, dream with silk and warm wooden box to protect you tonight in the old market of rarities well preserved in this non-sense world of madness.