Thank you!

Cause sometimes I feel like I'm not thankful enought...

Thank you Babi for being such a friend. For our Telletubbies meetings to joke about S, M and R. (the magic trio) For chatting so loud, even your boyfriend listens to our convos. For being so sweet and so cute.

Thank you Amira for advise me so much about everything, for introducing me to Hysus and gheibowz in general (though Lotta did too), for being so mean and so funny and for being always there.

Thank you Lotta for being the cutest girl alive. For calling me Buddha (Are you calling me FAT?) and God in the same sentence. For needing help and once helped, be happy again. For singing Telefonsvararen! Made my day.

Thank you 4 ever people (Nasa, Nana and Mateus) the big givers and main contributers of my little farm. And thank you Chibi for reading "Apostas." and being such a fan.

Thank you Tania for having a hat that looks like a penis, for making me laught all the time, for being you.

Thank you Muti, Vati, Magui, Magui's friends, all my friends, Aunt Lilinha, Mafy, grandparents and yada yada yada...

THANK YOU! (and we are almost in x.mas!)

Akinator

Is your character real?
Yes.
Is your character a singer?
Yes.
Is your character Asian?
Yes.
Is your character a member of a team?
Yes.
Is your character a member a band of 5 persons?
No.
Is your character Korean?
No.
Is your character Japanese?
Yes.
Is your character between 20 and 25 years old?
No.
Does your character play in a rock band?
Yes.
Was your character married to a famous woman?
Yes.
Does your character play in movies?
Yes.
Is your character tall?
No.

I think of..... Hyde (L'Arc~en~Ciel) *shows a great pic of Hyde and looks really proud of himself*

I LOVE YOU AKINATOR! :D And I tried this 2 times, with different questions and the result was the same!

Vh1 Rock show!

I could lie and say: I hate this show! It's a major piece of crap and should be banned from the tv forever!

But I won't. Because I love it. It's perfect! Even thought it's rock. And it has the oldies and the newbies. Metallica and The Clash (that is not even rock, it's punk but who cares?). Dead or Alive (OMG let me laugh) and Pink Floyd. Type O negative and The Who. Nirvana. And yada yada yada...

"Vh1 Rock Show - Tonight at 23:00"

The Clash!

Big event! Big event! Important! It's raining cats and dogs over here and I found the time to wish a great day of tomorrow to everyone who bothers reading this and specially to Amira and her no named band. I know you have to practise, and you are nervous and afraid is going to be horrible, and it's not a big deal since it's just a bunch of drunk guys/dudettes and they won't even remember you desastrous gig, and Ines is not in line and syncronized with the rest of the band, and the thing won't flow naturally and you will end up like a miserable wannabe musician pitting in the subway eating 2 days bread and sleeping in the rain, and you might need some hard drugs to move your lazy ass to the stage and your bassist will scream really really loud as he did on the practise only louder (and it's not an high note this time :D) but...

You are still Amira dudette, musician in part time, wannabe architect and pain in the ass. And I really hope you have fun most of all like Ken has while smoking. xd

*Postponed for friday due some artificial intelligences*

Dirty Secrets...

Facebook told me yesterday 2 of the biggest secrets ever! One about a Charlotta (:O) and another one about Coffee (:O).

It was the same secret and it's pretty shocking so If you are not ready, get ready or change the page and go browse for some puppies' images.

"Charlotta L. and Christoffer S. like to suffer. So they lunch in the canteen."

Do I need to add something more?

The "Aizasss" issue.

Ahhhh Oui! La Belle France makes usssss thiiiink... and it's a perrrrrfect explanatiooon! xd

Fjortis!

Fjortis - Swedish word that expresses a pain in the ass. Girl without a brain that spends days in a bathroom eyelining her eyes and parfuming the air around her as it was made of gold. Person who wants the world for her, without even trying and whose attention his a bless for most of the people.

My worst nightmare, after all the people I care about die and my grades suck.... My third worst nightmare.
But since I'm in the mood to be polite and cute, here's a pic of them.

Vote for the normal power against fjortis! Appreciated. :D

Just noticed that this girls here are far better dressed than my fjortis...ah well, Barbie rocks! What else? :p

This is it!

I must say that when I first heard about this film, I wasn't expecting something this good! This film is marvelous.
It shows exactly MJ's commitment on his 50 concerts and all the hard work behind a great show.

I can tell, I can absolutely tell that If he was still alive and these concerts were to be played I would kill to go to one.

A lot of people said that this film showed a darker side of MJ because he looked weak and not capable of giving a good show. Opinions like this one show me that you must watch the film BEFORE talking about it.

MJ's power over the dancers, over the producer, over the musicians should be an example of a master who ,even in his 50's, rocks bad!

And he still sang like no other, even when claiming that he shouldn't because of his voice.

The graphic work and all the short-films and scenarios created were all excellent aswell and the dancers and back singers couldn't have been any better!

So why didn't people like this film?

Because Michael Jackson looks strange and not as fully healthy as before? Because some songs were remixed and don't sound the same?

If that's the reason it's pretty sad that some people have had this opinions even though an opinion can't be discussed.
Just go watch it If you didn't yet and sing it along. There's no better way to show how much it touched you and how much you he was and will be forever, the King of Pop. :D

INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE : THE BANANA SPACE EFFECT

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE: A BANANA SPACE PROFILE
Good evening. You, not underestimated reader, are welcome to this space, which will show you other vision of this world. Tonight, we are very pleased to have in our chamber - where there is no light- a very sensitive, flavoured, tasty, yellowish, Portuguese, enjoyable, tanned, impatient, happy, lusty, and strong minded and so on... space banana girl! A banana in extremis scentia!!!
Before questioning this bizarre being of outer space’s edge, I want to dedicate the following gulp of wine and harpsichord notes to you, dear curve-lined girl. Tell us how the first day was on earth! Where did you arrive, how? Did an hyper gravity effect bring you here?

1 – If you are a banana girl, why don’t you get rotten in a month period?
I don’t and I won’t simply because like every living being, I just get rotten when I die. I’m alive yet and I will still be tomorrow, and in the next day... Probably in 80 years I will get rotten but not for now, not for now!

2 – If you are a banana girl, why didn’t you explode when you crashed the soil?
It’s called “helmet”. Now, seriously...I didn’t explode because I didn’t crash the soil. My land was smooth...

3 – Did someone wanted to peel you, during the space trip?
Well...peel me might be difficult and a lot of people wouldn’t even dare try but over all yeah, a lot of people wanted/want to peel me. The only answer I have to give is: You touch, you die.

4 – Were you one of those elements in the catering during the flight? –The banana split dish misses you, really, is well served cold.
I paid the ticket like everyone else. They wouldn’t cook me! After all... the client is always right!

5 - May I bring my monkey Louis to this murky room and share this “space” with me? –cough, he is hungry-!
As long as your monkey Louis is in a cage I don’t see the problem.

6 – How does a space banana girl survive into this Earth, filled with pretty awesome banana kinds, like South American ones, especially from Panama, Colombia and Brazil?
Hmmm. Those bananas are great but can they dance? Can they study and talk? Every banana is unique! You won’t find 2 bananas with the same aspect. From all the bananas, I’m the best! As simple as that. :D

7 – What is the difference between a space banana and Chiquita Banana brand? - just in case of comparison-
A space banana come from space and moves, talks, eats like any human. A Chiquita is eaten once and that’s the end of it. Also... If you talk to her you will be seen as an idiot. If you talk to me you will be seen as intelligent.

8 - According to the measurements of Darwin theories, mere fact of imaginary catalogue of nature, tell us your real name in ancient definitions, vulgaris definitae dell arte in situ est de gymnoroot of your familiar kind.
Bananus uniquos.

9 – Talking about music, which banal or Baccus song could define you well? Which is that song make you get naked from all that cover of bitter fibbers and tissues and drive you crazy until get you a milk shake banana?
My favourite song ever is “Bittersweet Symphony” by The Verve. Also, “Thriller” by Michael Jackson and “Seven Days in Sunny June” by Jamiroquai. If you are looking for the one song that makes me dance like mad that will be “Seventh Heaven” by L’Arc~en~Ciel .

Caroli Mukimpo Space Banana, thank you for accepting this amusing time with your sweet and sticky banana taste answers, I look up your genre and thanks, split well.... excuse me! –cough- , sleep well, have nice dreams, dream of milk... excuse me!, dream with silk and warm wooden box to protect you tonight in the old market of rarities well preserved in this non-sense world of madness.