Biergarten!

So this was it. All in one. A magnificent time! And no beer!
Mr. - Sooooo what sausage do you want?
Me - I ate a regular one the last time I came.
Mr. - And what's regular?
Me - I don't know. It had a normal colour.
Mr. - Weeeelllll we have the african one and then the brazilian one that is smaller. And we have the brown one and the white one.
*Everyone starts laughing at me, including me, and we can't stop*
Mr. - May I choose instead of you?
Me - It might be better. Thank you. *smiles*
All my dinners are like this!
Margarida - And then after dinner we can go to the "marinha".
Me - Marinha? *sings " In the navy" - by Village People*

And once again we all laugh and we can't stop...
.... Just imagine If we had drunk... :D